the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!
mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out
This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
To have unprotected anal sex and recive a shaft full of PooPoo
"i put it in this dirty bitches ass one time n dhe totally butter dogged my dick up broh i had to shower twice to get the smell off"
person 1: yo what da dog doin
person 2:butter dog, dog with da butter on it
when someone is not very intelligent. kind of a ditz. absent-minded person.
"gosh! sandy never understands anything! she is SUCH a butter brain."