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When in sexual intercourse someone farts on you’re dick
Kaden is a dick fart bc of Madison
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1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
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I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
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- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
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The act of allowing someone to fart into your mouth at the same time you inhale from a vape.
I was going to get with Monika, but then I heard she was into fart sucking.
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Blow on an obese person's jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise.
Someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.
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The act of obtaining a fireplace bellow and placing inside ones asshole. Then having a spotter pump clean air in the anus to transform the clean air into a false fart. Now with the man filled with fake poop air, he is free to fart wherever and whenever he pleases.
After Frank farted on me i wanted to get him back. After failing to fart on him i decided to enlist the help of my brother in order to perform a chimney fart on Franks dirty jew face.
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when you flatulate a large amount of yellow looking methane gasses from your rear that have a rather citrus-y smell.
Bro I beefed a lot of fat Lemon Farts the other day. I think I'm going to lay off the lemon meringue pie.
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What Stripes enjoys doing
Stripes: I think I'd like to huff some farts right now
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