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Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.
A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
When 2 girls poop on each other at the same time after eating a lot of greasy food!
"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.
I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.
When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.
John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.
The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.
Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.
When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake