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A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse
"spent 20 minutes on the toilet yesterday and i got a Viper's kiss
means to kiss someone to the point they just give in and it means to kiss someone a lot. The person is too tired from all the kisses
"i will kiss u till u drop." and then kiss them a lot or makeout
A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.
I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.
idv user GirlsKissing is named this. She is a geisha and emma main.
Did you see Girls Kissing in server one yesterday?!
Yeah! She was writing a Hastur smut fic
Cunnilingus during a golden shower.
"We were kissing in the rain and I got completely drenched, but we were happy."
"Oh, that sounds so romantic!"
"..."
When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked
At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "
Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"
Gary:"I love christmas"