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the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.
the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.
the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.
and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.
Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??
Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.
Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.
A way to say something is really fucked up
Human 1: did you hear that Bella pretended to like davids emotions for a month and then dumped him
Human 2: that's totally fugged bro
When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.
"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck