Cock Blocking like a G

To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!

Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)

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G-Street Fresh Boyz

Literally the most amazing band ever.
They have the dopest freestylers from the Chi.
They are all well endowed and pull hoes nonstop.

Girl: Hey, what're you listening to?
Boy: Some G-Street Fresh Boyz
Girl: OMG, I JUST WANT YOU TO RAIL MY VAG RIGHT NOWW!

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Lay down some G's

Shahbaz's phrase for putting thousands of pounds towards something.

Guy: I went to a club on Saturday and got a table...
Other Guy: Bet you had to lay down some G's....

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G-Whiz

When you pass gas wearing a G-string.

Was that a whistle? Or a G-Whiz?

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kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

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G-U-D Good

G-U-D good is better than good it's awesome. It's so awesome you misspell it. Not quite as good as G-O-D good. Usually referring to food.

Fred: This biscuit is G-U-D good!

Shirley: No Fred, its G-O-D good.

Fred: What?! Thats pretty darn good!

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P with a H of G

Short for Prostitute with a Heart of Gold. Originating from the movie 'Paris - When It Sizzles' starring Audrey Hepburn and William Holden.

Guy #1: "That girl is a sket!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, kinda, but she's a P with a H of G!"

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