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When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick
the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
When you are desperate for a wee and it causes you to go into piss-teria
"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"
When one member of the crew needs to pee and grabs some friends to all go pee at the same time at a party. Popular places include fences, trees, backyards and sometimes abandoned buildings, cars, and wherever else you can get away with it.
Other terms for boys pissing are
Boys Slash
Lads Piss
Lads Sword Fight
“Lads, surely a boys piss??”
Everyone else “Boys Piss!!”
Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt