what you know about that

A phrase vaguely assuming that someone doesn't know something unlike you. Usually used by anyone who can't stand the fact that somebody young or old may know more than what you do.

Example 1/ Girl: Hey auntie I saw West Side Story some days back and I just love it. Especially that ending.

Auntie: What you know about that? That's my movie stop playing yourself. I saw it in theaters.

Girl: But you told me that you've only seen half of the movie in theaters when it came out because you fell asleep. You've never watched it again.????

Auntie: you'll understand when your 70.

Girl: lol....... yeah sure

Example 2/ Beehive fan: I love my hit jam Irreplaceable by the God Beyonce.

Beyonce: what you know about that??? I wrote the song. Bow down b******.

Ne-Yo: b**** please I wrote that song

Beehive fan: quiet Ne-Yo the Royal Queen is talking.

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What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

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thats what she said

You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.

The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.

All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!

About: being able to draw when i was a kid

I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said

(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)

See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca

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is thats whats hot in the streets?

1.showing your disbelief or disapproval of a persons actions, a trend, or an event taking place currently

so my one friend was telling me about how his girlfriend cheated on him with his cousin, and I was like is thats whats hot in the streets?

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thats what she said

a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had sex with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having sexual intercorse.

boy:(jumping on air bed
his friend:be careful or you'll pop it!
boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big!
boy: thats what she said

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What Kind Of Chinese Are You?

The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.

"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"

"I'm Korean."

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What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.

Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even

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