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Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.
Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.
Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
I don't even have your water bottle
Ooh I hate white people
Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.
When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.
That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?
To see opportunity from a difficult situation.
Don't do anything now, wait to see your stars in the water.
When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water
dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.