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The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).
Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?
John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.
Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.
A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.
After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.
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When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.
Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.
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The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
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Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.
The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."
See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack
Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!
Girl: Result!
EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!
Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!
Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
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Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.
Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!
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A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".
Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.
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