The good ol' Scoop-n-Boop

Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.

Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.

du-te-n pula mea

Romanian phrase for saying "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself" which literally translated is "go into my dick"

Du-te-n pula mea, nesimțitule! (Go fuck yourself, you jerk!)

Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch

Fat annoying Bastard that has nothing better to do than to constantly annoy the fuck out of you just because he's a worthless cock bitin' mother fucker.

I'm settin' in the living room chair talking on the phone trying to hold a meaningful conversation when all of a sudden the "Pop-n-Dough Son of a Bitch" starts hurling objects from across the room that bounce off of my forehead.

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

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69'n three quarters

An oral sex position where a man is on all fours, orally exciting his woman, she's on her back, pulls his penis to his rear (through his legs) and fellated from behind him, while she is "Pingering" him.

They were doing 69'n three quarters... "She was Backblowing him, while massaging his prostate, as he performed cunninglus on her."

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the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

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rock-n-roll pumpkihn

every halloween he rises up out of the pumpkihn patch to bring bad little boys and girls candy

rock-n-roll pumpkihn say it again

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