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Dawg, I've been living on 4 hours of sleep for literally my entire life. Except instead of getting up to burp the byproduct of me slamming some pussy 70 times in a row, I end up doing shit like, going to a school I hate or some soul crushing factory because society has entitled itself to 8 hours a day of my life for the rest of my life.
Hym "Oh. Hey. Guess what I'm about to do? Get 4 hours of sleep. Again. Because if I don't fall alseep before the sun comes up it's almost impossible to sleep until I'm too tired to keep my eyes open. And if DO fall alseep when I get home, I wake up at noon and have to be away for 10 hours before I work for 8 hours. But nah it's fine. You see the capitalism-guys telling the guy who outsourced all of his labor to people he has little-to-no contact with that he doesn't deserve credit or to be disproportionately paid for his role? Hilarious right? But don't worry. I bought you a wheelchair just in case you pat yourself on the back too hard and shatter your own spine."
A very smart, but stupid member of the Matthias Channel, who makes sense and doesn't all at once.
They're Subject 4.
When you’re in a gas station thats known for its quality food and a really smelly beaner in front of you ask’s for 4 chimi chonga’s.
We stopped at the PK last weekend on our way to hunt some hectors and this stinky beaner in front of me got up there and said “Can I Get 4 Chimi’s Please” i was like oh yeah pretty guuud now.
The cream of the crop; the best of the best.
Dude 1: Dude, do you play Halo 3?
Dude 2: Yeah dude I'm 4 pro.
Dude 1: What do you mean 4 pro?
Dude 2: Dude I can't even play with the pros, they pay me not to play I'm so good.
Four "Blunt Wraps" or "Papers" that are licked, stuck together, and rolled into one long slow burning "Blunt" or "Joint." It is usually done by a young first time adolescent teenage smoker who doesn't care about the bud they're wasting or their tolerance. Most of the time it gets harder to hit halfway through because of all the resin build up and seldomly has no structural stability throughout its center or where any of the ends conjoin and requires two people to smoke.
John: "Dude what's taking so long? "
Billy: "It's fucking A Connect 4, it takes some time to roll, man"
John: "Well that 4 Connect better smoke as long as you took to roll it, Bitch"
The halo game that is essentially the prequel to call of duty infinite warfare
Dude 1: Wow, my mom got me Halo 4!
Dude 2: Oh, you mean Call of Duty?
A game that was an insult to Humanity at large and the Halo community specifically. Halo 4 was 343 Industries first attempt at a halo game. Halo 4 was so bad it can be used as an insult against other people. So if you don't like someone, or consider them to be a disaster, call them Halo 4. Also coined by YouTuber Hew Moran.
You like armor coating instead of having direct control over your Spartans color customization? Shut up Halo 4.