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A queef.
After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.
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a person named monkey who is sliently but deadly
dude she is such a monkey fart
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What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.
2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you
3) The fright of a fart being with you
Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.
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Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")
Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...
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A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.
He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.
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The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.
Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school
Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!
Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one
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