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This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
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A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.
Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...
Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?
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Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole
‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏
Its the most contracted illness among many men. it will kill you really fast and you will get no bitches.
yo nigga you hot joe toxic lig balls
Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up
This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up
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1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.
He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?
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P1: Did you know Joe got Ligma?
P2: No! What's Joe? Who's Ligma?
P1: Ligma Mama! Joe my balls!
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