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piss master

very cool and epic person on r/lemondemon discord he is cool and likes lemon demon idk

piss master is very cool

by My handle is this. June 25, 2021


Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.

Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!

by CucumberDog December 13, 2021


pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 12, 2021


Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.

"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"

by tjtinny January 20, 2021


Piss-boil

To express your anger.
To boil piss.
This is spelt specifically with a dash in the middle to represent a penis.

That really boils my piss.

or
I really feel like going for a piss-boil today.

by March 29, 2022


Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 7, 2021


Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018