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the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.
person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha
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the worst insult you can say to someone
like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful
i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself
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(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
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The very definition of being smiten by God himself, for the burn can end even the greatest wars.
A great example would be
Hitler commited suicide because the Allied Powers were heard rebuttling “Your mom goes to college” in every word he said.
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The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.
Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....
Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb
Etc.
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I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff
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When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.
(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.
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