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Punk Rock Cliff Bar

A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.

Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.

by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018


Rock N Roll Suicide

Drinking and taking drugs so excessive you die at a young age.

Oh my god, Kenny Just died at just 27.
- He commited a rock n roll suicide

by JCM the ripper October 13, 2008

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008

40πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


mothers against hard rock

A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.

Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...

by Mike Y. October 14, 2005

200πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


dumber than a box of rocks

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

by Rocky Balbowa November 20, 2007

70πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: β€œexist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rock your cock off

To be impressed.

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.

by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017