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Consuming a massive amount of vending machine starkist tuna and thinking it’s good
Person 1: “I just ate the vending machine tuna and it was DELICIOUS”
Person 2: “That’s such an Izzy Moment, disgusting”
A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
When someone says an unfunny joke and everyone responds with silence
Logan: "What did the fish say when he ran into a wall. Dam."
Everyone: *silence*
Someone: "Logan moment"
A Logan Moment is when the "genius" in your group named Logan, makes a stupid, or downright dumb suggestion, usually involving some form of activity, usually grueling and not worth the time put into it.
Logan Moment -"Hey, lets go play Star Citizen guys, it is a really fun game when you get past the 4 hours of prison time you gotta serve if you get caught"
To Pursue, Groom, or engage in Sexual Acts with any person up to and including 17 years and 364 days of age.
not going to Dennys was a real Lucas Moment.
When someone turns something completely innocent into something that is not innocent
"Oh wow I can't believe he just a DJ Monke into a masochist, now that is a certified ButtFace Moment"