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A temporary lapse in judgement or common sense.
My friend had a total Halle-moment when she; smoked after her doctor told her to not because of a bronchitis diagnosis, Causing a near fatal asthma attack.
When a person with normal IQ levels experiences a brief moment of mental retardation. The term was "coined" in New York.
Fake ticket scalper: This offer will only stand for the next 60 seconds...
Tracy: But they are only $5!! The guy even TOLD me they aren't fake, etc. etc. etc.
Me: What the HELL is wrong with him?
You: Don't worry hes just having a disel moment.
OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!
Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.
Shehecheyanu moments are those times when one is grateful for being alive. Shehecheyanu is the blessing of firsts, of thanking God for the little miracles of being alive, of realizing you’re lucky to reach this special time.
Here’s a random list of my Shehecheyanu moments in the past 14 months...
A soul train hypothetical scenario with the ability to cause creative argument in relevance to unnecessary scatter-thought poetry.
"Rose are red,
Unicorns are purple,
This poem makes no sense.
Apple Juice"
"It's a pretty good thing we gravity then, huh? Or else the rest would be up in the air"
"That's a Boss Moment"
You know it when you hEAR it.
“I just got an A+ on my test.”
“That’s an Ear Moment!”
Something so dumb, so idiotic that no human could possible understand. Unless your are apart of the certain group call “The Sausage Jerkers”.
Wow! Nice RJ Moment you had there