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1. a humerus cereal portrayed on Calvin and Hobbes
2. Coco Puffs
Calvin: i love my chocolate covered sugar bombs
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Before engaging is sexual indulgement, you must say your five prayers to allah in arabic. First, you must pray for your meal. Proceed to eat pussy. Next she must pray for her meal. She then sucks dick. You must then pray for your blessed body, and begin to fuck. In turn she prays for mercy. Lastly, for your final prayer, pray for your Martyrdom in the glory of allah. Scream “Allah hu akbar” and finish your mission.
I heard haydon pulled an Islam cum-bomb
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The utterance of noise made by a “Bomb Squad” member every time the orifice beneath their nose is opened, when a question is asked or response provoked. Said sound is likened to that which is made by the posterior orifice or an explosive laxative induced defecation (see Bomb Squat). This response mechanism is typically the result of a failed verbal revenge attempt that results in laughter at, and further humiliation of, the “Bomb Squad” members themselves.
Guy 1: You "Bomb Squad" posers need to do a reality check and be real. At the same time you might as well get a genitalia check.
Bomb Squad Reply: You dudes..squish...fart...plop...blah, blah, blah...are all a bunch of...squirt...plop....plop... grunt...you know what I'm sayin'?
Guy 2: What a feltcher! Are all these dudes that ignorant? I couldn't understand what he was even trying to communicate, did you?
Guy1: I just doesn't matter really, does it? Those dick-less eunuchs camo-queers are so full of shit, they even sound like it now.
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Originated From Ur Mom Gay, Ur Granny A Tranny, Ur Sister A Mister. But This Is More Deadly, This Word Compliments Your Moms Vagina And How Bomb Her Pussy Was, Beware If A Ten Year Old Minecraft Virgin Says This To You As You Will Die And Descend To Hell.
Matt: Ur Mom Gay lol
Minecraft Virgin: No U
Matt: Ur Granny A Tranny
Minecraft Virgin; ur Mom Da Bomb
Matt * Descends Into Hell And Is Raped By Ten Year Old Minecraft Youtubers
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What CATS from Zero Wing did to the ship in A.D. 2101, when war was beginning. Maybe it means "Somebody has set up a bomb on us?" No one will ever know for sure.
Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb!
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Famous line from famously remembered badly translated japanese video game Zero Wing, turned internet phenomenon with many different parodies of the original sega game
Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
(spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set up us the bomb)
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
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Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.
Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"
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