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When people make it rain for strippers in the club.
Stripper: dude I got the sweetest Chocolate Rain last night!
Stripper 2: Oh sweet! I want one!
When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
A chocolate milk that can make you ascend dimensions
I love Jackmatter Chocolate Milk!
someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
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The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.
"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.