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The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.
Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.
Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.
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When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.
That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.
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Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'
bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease
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Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.
Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.
Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.
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President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.
Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!
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