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1-Gash,(pussy or women), 2-Golf, 3-Gunnle(beer), and 4-Groin Coin (money) are the 4 things every man needs. They all begin with the letter "G". There are 4 of them, hence the 4 G's of life.
That Donald Trump epitomizes the Four G's of life
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The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
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It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"
Person "um... Yah....."
Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"
Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre
It's never ogre
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“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”
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The answer plan and simple is 42.
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42
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No one really knows, since “best life” is such a broad term. Generally used when having fun or relaxing. Makes depressed people cry because they are also living their best life and it sucks.
Just living my best life relaxing by this lake.
I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.
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1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
Jane: We gotta get home so we won't miss "VH1's Fabulous Life Of..."!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
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