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Saint John Mary International School

It’s a school in Saraburi where Saraburian people goes to study for English environment. There are variety of people from across the globe which attend this school. However, they all seems to hate this school, because of bad school system. Every went down since 2018 because they keep firing teachers out to get any possible white teachers replace.

The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.

The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.

The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.

HELP ME, I AM DYING OF THIS SAINT JOHN MARY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL DYSTOPIAN SYSTEM HERE. TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!!!

by ONE OF THE DYING SJMIS STUDENT January 26, 2020


John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper)

A singer that is British, with dreadlocks and always wears a hat. He lives on Manchester, England. He was born on 1st of November 1983 (34 years old), but sadly his mother died when was 11 months. So he made a song called 'We were Raised Under Grey Skies' which is about his mother. He has 4 older sisters (Details Unknown), for some reason, he doesn't want to say anything about his sisters.. So anyways, he has a son (Details Unknown), I guess he doesn't want to say much publicly about his son, but I'll call him Kennedy Cooper. He was featured on a song with Jonas Blue called Perfect Strangers on 2016, so he was well known from that song. Then on 2017, he made his OWN song called September Song and it went to +40,000,000 views on YouTube. And finally, Raised Under Grey Skies album came out and it got other songs like; She's on my mind, Closer, Passport Home and Momma's Prayers.

John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper) so loves Jonas Blue that he always sings 'Perfect Strangers' everytime, even on his worst days..

by Shaymar News February 23, 2018


St. John’s Country Day school

Full of ignorant, rich, white kids at a private high school. They often get butthurt over minor inconveniences such as tucking a shirt in or shaving your face.

St. John’s Country Day school kids are very annoying.

by Ugly schoolllsssss November 5, 2018

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Pope John Paul II

A dead famous guy that we really should care bout cuz people day every day.

(Person 1) Pope John Paul II died dude!
(Person 2) So what James, Tommy, and Eric were all gunned down just 3 days ago and no one gave a shit bout them.
(Person 1) Dude you're gonna go to hell for that.
(Person 2) Fuck you and that dead fuck.

by JX13 April 4, 2005

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give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie “Outer Banks” where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.

“Oh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !”

by 🌝🌝🌝🌝 May 21, 2020

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john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

by Morrison House February 16, 2008

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you know nothing john snow

this phrase was derived from tv serial game of thrones , addressed to john snow by two female characters of the serial in a state in which john acted reasonably.
A person who misses a bang bang opportunity acting like a wise ass.
A smart ass treating like a guy from 70's

having refused my girlfriend's tempting request for spending the night in bed with her, she just said you know nothing john snow.

by yousef cool April 16, 2015

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