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Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.
In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..
Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!
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A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.
Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.
On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
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When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?
Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
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the begining of the curtis park skatepark anthem;usually emphisized
Poop Cock bitch you got shit on your lips!
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The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.
"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"
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the newest baby name invented in Florida
poop anus chunk woman is for girls
dad man: poop anus chunk man is a useless fucking child you should've aborted it smh cringe moment cant even fix car or toilet or the refridgeorater
mom man: yeah lets put him up for adoption what a penis