What do you mean

A phrases commonly used to just add confusion, or irritation to answer someones question (mostly to be an asshole). Used in the movie "Pineapple Express."

Dale Denton - Its not working, the battery is dead.

Saul - What do you mean the battery is died????

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See what had happen was

Commonly used when trying to explain somethin that had resulted from wrong doing, or forgetfulness or somethin thats just really hard to explain or not wanting to be explained.

Parent: Y aint the dishes done?

Child: Well see what had happen was!(pause) 106 and park was on!

or:

Husband: Y iz u late comin home?

wifey: ummm See what had happen was (pause) I got lost!

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What-the fuck-ever

When saying whatever doesn’t have enough emphasis. Can also be abbreviated ad wtfe

You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!

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What's 9 plus 10?

It's 21.

Bob the sigma
"What's 9 plus 10?"
Jerald The Beta
"It's 19"
Bob the sigma
"Inferior being, it is 21 you fucking pineapple faced retard"

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thats what the point of the mask is

So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'

TommyInnit: your fokin ugly
Dream: thats what the point of the mask is
GeorgeNotFound: Dream that was so hot!!

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What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

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think what you want

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.

I've never lied to you, but think what you want.

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