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When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.
Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.
A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.
I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.
When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang