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december 5th is slap a guys ass day
guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day
Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth
P1: hey remember when will Smith slapped Chris rock?
P2: yeah he slapped him pretty hard
A dummy is an act of taking your erect penis and literally slapping the shit outta nigga in hopes to make him go retarded aka dummy.
Person 1: "OMG THIS IS A DUMMY SLAP"
Person 2: "I'm going to Dummy Slap my dick on your face"
The act of bitch-slapping a person with a pack pack, or any other type of baggage that is carried on one's back.
Did you see that dude? I absolutely pack slapped him!
This day is the 4th of every month. During this time, you slap anyone called Romy that you know. This applies especially if they like anime. There is only one rule: you must slap the person hard.
Jim: I feel like there is something special about this day
Carl: yes! Its slap Romy day
Jim: OMG! Does that mean I get to slap her!
Carl: yep
Jim: *slaps Romy extremely hard*
Romy *screams so loud all the windows break*
May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
when after a female masterbates her male partner she take her semen covered hand and slaps him in the face with it as if in a way to gain the alpha position in the relationship even though she just gave her partner a "hand job."
-how was that hand job you got last night.
-it was good but she suffrage slapped me,
-i guess that means she's in charge of the relationship.