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Chocolate Drips is when you’re shitting and its watery or when you fart and shit comes out
Bro I had to shit so bad when I went it was the chocolate drips
poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?
i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.
the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.
We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.
J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.
See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!
Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!
I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!