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When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it
Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth
An inside joke made by some strange gifted kids that you will never know the answer of
when you shit in a dogs mouth and the dog passes it to another dogs mouth and so on
Friend- I did the chocolate line last night
You- Yeah, my dog came home with your shit in his mouth =:(
feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓
This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
Dominic Redix
Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis
A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.
Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!