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Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.
Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.
Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.
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A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.
"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness
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When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.
She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.
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When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.
"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
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when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam
Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !
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Big ass hole
Lyric in a UB40 song
I'm lookin in your big brown eye
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.
The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.
Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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