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Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"
Iam "I don't know... Google it."
Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"
Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."
Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "
Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"
Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."
Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"
Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."
Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
The “Charlie Effect” is the seemingly odd changing of somebody’s facial features randomly through a short period of time through photos and what not.
The Charlie Effect is the process of taking a photo of someone and having them look extremely different depending on angles and lighting.
Notable features would be face shape, hair line, and skin tone.
When a woman ruins a nice man resulting in that man becoming cold to the world and shut of to other relationships.
This often results in the man becoming a bad partner that gets involved in toxic relationships.
Ow I don't like him he's not been Charlie effected.
When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
When you confidently talk about a certain scenario going a positive way but it ends up going the exact opposite way you wanted it to,
Commonly seen happening to Alex.
Person 1: Bro I'm about to cook them
*Person 1 gets cooked*
Person 2: Dude you totally just Alex Effected yourself
The act of undermining a persons stance or point over the conversation in a manner of which they have rarely or never experienced before; which makes them irritated
Sally: why am I so infuriated with this argument
Brian: I know why, you’re experiencing the Nicholas Effect
The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.
I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.
"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."