The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”
“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected
Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!
When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it
Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!
When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone
im gonna make a mexican easter bunny
It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger
I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.
A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.
"Did you not see the no smoking sign?"
"No Halba English"
"Performs the Mexican Shrug"