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Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.
Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.
We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!
Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.
I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days