R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

Heather P

a girlboss, the hottest, slays every comeback, is hot when she cries, is possibly gay, barely has school friends, anti-social /hj

OMG its Heather P she used to be jn my 3rd grade class 🤪

Same DNA, same P in A

When you are unable to date/hookup/start relationships with someone so you resort to doing what was intended with them with their siblings or cousins instead.

“Yo, sucks that Ella won’t date you”
“That’s fine bro, I can always date her sister Carrie”
“You be pulling one of them same DNA same P in A’s!
“Same DNA, same P in A!”

Same DNA, same P in A

Dating someone's sibling because you cannot date them for various reasons

"Bro, you can't date Sarah"
"That's fine, I'll just date her sister"
"Same DNA, same P in A! Next best thing!"

p/rf

A shorthand used for the use of platonic/romantic feelings. Often used in friends to lovers arcs.

I'm really bad at p/rf, how am I supposed to know if i'm in love with my best friend?