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A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.
'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'
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The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"
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When a girl runs her tounge in circular motions on your ass
“Hey babe can I get a garbage can buff job ;)”
“Ew no fuck off”
when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.
formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)
and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)
i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.
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When you use zip ties (cable ties) on her tits or rope/string to give them a helping lift and make them look less empty and saggy
I'm going to have to give her a B&Q boob job so I keep my boner
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idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
*a normal kid doing anything*
some white boy: “get a job lil nigga💀”
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when a hoe gets down on her knees and sucks the shit out of your dick
"my girlfrind gave me that drop top knee job last night. "
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