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When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina
Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.
A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.
Please pass the Butter Scissors.
Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!
The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.
"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
A sandwich of the open faced variety
"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"
A fat person with a bad attitude and knocked knees
“Wow I can’t believe that butter back bitch said that!?”
when life is just going so well
My friend: How are things with you and your girl?
Me: Butter’s Crispy
The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.
Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.