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The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.
My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.
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When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.
"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
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when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam
Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !
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When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.
She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.
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Big ass hole
Lyric in a UB40 song
I'm lookin in your big brown eye
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.
The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.
Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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One of Yahoo! Answers premiere trolletes, this girl of the ever changing adorable avatar specializes in delightfully daffy non sequitur type questions in the Religion & Spirituality (R&S) section where she is a legend.
Q: Has anybody seen Atheist Eye Candy's new avatar?
A: Yeah... it's totally adorable innit?
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