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A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)
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The act of railing a bird with your homie and before climax you both pull out and sixty nine each other and finish in your bro's mouth.
Kevin: "Last night was so fun, Dave."
Dave: "I know, man. Did you see the look on her face when we double dog meat swapped?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
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An expression of passive approval alluding to the alleged above-average sweet savor of bear flesh
Homey #1: "Hey main. They're givin' away Slurpees at the 7-11."
Homey #2: "Sweet like bear meat"
Homey #1: "Word"
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person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!
you smell like minced monkey meat!
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Having a fancy meal with no vegans and a Lotta weed.
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Having a fancy meal with no vegans and a Lotta weed.
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Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.