masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

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cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.

"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".

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da cheese

Someone is "da cheese" when they are a really cool person.

Zane is da cheese.

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keen as cheese and mustard

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event

All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"

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nigga mac and cheese

when you make easy mac by putting the water, powder, and sptinkle a few marshmellows on top of it and mix it in and put it in for three minutes this is the ultimate sweet and good mac and cheese all though the directions says otherwise

yo dave what the hell is that son is that marshmellows in easy mac

Dave: hell yeah and im bout to warm it up
Fred: what nigga
3 minutes lata first bite
Dave: yeah this tha nigga mac and cheese

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Cheese Ball Effect

As you eat cheeseballs they slowly but surely go from a bad chemical taste and evolve into a worthwhile tasty snack after consuming 3-5. AKA something that gets better the more you consume it.

Hey Joe,

This snack has the cheese ball effect.

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