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where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare ass naked holind her ass
I didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the ass man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room
someone having sex with a lazy eye
joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend
getting a blowjob
( name comes from looking down at the girl since you have a birds eye view of the act happening.)
boy 1: dude, i just got birds eye viewed by that chick last night
boy 2: did she swallow?
boy 1: na it was like watching a Geyser from outerspace.
To place hairy balls over someone's face with a ball covering each eye.
Look he's asleep give him Arabian eye goggles.
The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.
Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.
Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.
Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.
A person with extremly gay blue eyes. People with the last name seamen have them.
That kid ____ Seamen has the gayest Homo-Blue eyes!