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Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

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dick fart

Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.

The Dirty Twig farted out of his dick. He dick farted

by The Dirty Twig Show November 10, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Porn

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.

Oh man you Fart Porned me

by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brain Fart

An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.

Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.

by Kuatolives February 25, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


fart can

the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's

rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together

rust-man: too late it's already here!!!

rustbucket guy: nooooo

by lord saTan November 7, 2006

120๐Ÿ‘ 589๐Ÿ‘Ž


fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 12, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž