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When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
Morning greeting typically said while having first coffee.
tap-tap Tap-Tap… Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines…. its going to be a great-great Great-Great day
Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.
Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.
When something is so exquisitely bussin you can't handle it anymore.
Deez r good den a mug they be pushin mega p.
A band that is not quite as awful as people would have you believe, but still suck supreme ass most of the time and ARE NOT PUNK. And Joel
*does* think he's black. And is sort of on the ugly side. I was once a casual Good Charlotte fan, but I was never under the impression that they were 1) a band I should be proud of listening to, or 2) punk. They aren't punk. And if you are defending them as being punk and saying they're hot in the same enrty, you are whacked because punk is not about being hot, nor is about having a diary, lunchbox, stationary set etc, with your face on it, it's about the MUUUUUUUUUUUSIC and the lifestyle, you perfect idiots. You will grow up and realize the folly of your ways someday, my children.
Good GC songs: The Story Of My Old Man, My Bloody Valentine, The Young and the Hopeless
Bad GC songs: er, the rest of their entire musical catalogue?
"I am punk in my GC tee, visor, belt, socks, and shoes."
"Au contraire. You are a dumbass, stfu."
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This is what the Asian hookers say to you when you are walking down the street.
*Driving down the street*
Hooker: "I give you good time" *Must be said in Chinese accent*
Client: "OK!"
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Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
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