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idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
*a normal kid doing anything*
some white boy: “get a job lil nigga💀”
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when a hoe gets down on her knees and sucks the shit out of your dick
"my girlfrind gave me that drop top knee job last night. "
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objectives and missions within the game "skyrim"
dude, lets go do some rim jobs at your house tonight!
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A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.
Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.
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Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.
2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job
3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm
BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)
T= Real time passed
TAm= Time aged, male
Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7*60= 42
Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
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When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.
There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"
Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"
Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
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A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
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