The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

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Your moms favorite Minecraft seed

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day

Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh

Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

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guy who fucked your mom

me

“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”

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I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

SCREW YOU NATHAN

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS LAST NIGHT

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

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