When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
"Did you somalian slap that bitch"
when a guys penis hits a girl in the face
ow did you just hotdog slap me?
The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.
“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”
When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.
When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.
Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.