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People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.
A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".
They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.
The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.
The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.
In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.
Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant
"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"
All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation
"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
A devastating insult that will greatly damage one's social standing and emotional security. The phrase begins with an unsuspected greeting, followed by "garbage rat." Rodents are often found to carry unwanted diseases, and when associated with disposal they are almost revolting or fear inducing. By comparing a person to this term by instead of using their real name, calling them "garbage rat," this can be greatly insulting.
Friend 1: Hi garbage rat
Friend 2: Shut up ni-
Beefed up rats that are likely to be found in corners of maps and head-glitching. Often cause rage in good players.
In rage I screamed "MEGA RAT" at the lil bitch soy boi camper in the corner of the map in a video game.
Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.
It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.
A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.
The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.
The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
A person in a leadership role who abuses their "power" to overwork, underpay, undermine, etc their subordinates in the most unethical way. They usually do not belong in their role as they haven't had any formal training and just ended up their by sucking the dicks/tits of their former superiors. Everyone who works underneath them hates them openly but the piss rat's ego doesn't even recognize this. (see also, narcissist)
Employee 1: "I don't like my boss Rachel. All she does is blame everyone else for her frequent errors."
Employee 2: "Classic Piss Rat Rachel"
The stinkiest of stinky sewer rats. A great friend that really likes dog toe nail soup yum yum. She has 11 fingers and 6 toes each wearing a mini pink rainbow ring. She lives in the sewers with all her stinky rat friends. Though she is the stinkiest
Person 1: Omg what is that stinky smell, it's so bad
Person 1: That's just Emily stinky rat don't mind her