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It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.
Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.
When the female sits reverse on the toilet and positions herself in a position where her ass is eaten while she takes a piss.
Bro, I was off of shrooms and I gave my girl a chocolate lemonade
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.
Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.
When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)
"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"
Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick