b o n e r

Beautiful Obedient Narcissistic Eccentric Rover

Mom!! I got my first b o n e r

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B G N L 2

Stands for Big.Girls.Need.Lovin.2
Commenly used by Jenny Gee or Jonny M.

Jenny: B G N L 2
Jonny: what?
Jenny: It means Big Girls Need Lovin 2 dumass

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7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists

this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on

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Black n decker pecker wrecker

This girl thats sits beside me in classss, aka any girl with braces, the destroy of all man kind. She rips penis to pieces with her braces.

a girl beside me in class is the black n decker pecker wrecker

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Show-n-Tell Sex Ed

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.

"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."

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H J O N K

A sound a duck from Untitled goose game

You : Can i have a broom
Me : H J O N K

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black n decker pecker wrecker

To describe a black female with braces who might just saw your member off while sucking your dick.

Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.

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