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The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!
Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.
Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)
A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything
That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!
To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable
Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross
Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?
I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent
i have illegal shit poop disease
October 29th. National send the homies your poop day. This is the day where you must send the real homies a sweet picture of your miraculous creation/poopy. If someone does not send a poop pic on this day you are not real homies with said person.
Friend one: did you get my poopy pic?
Friend two: *holds back tears* my nigga...
National poop pic day: the day to send your homies a snap of your crap