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a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)
Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living
Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.
Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)
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A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything
That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!
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The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!
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To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
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said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable
Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross
Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?
August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.
Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!