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Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
Someone who is very sassy and laughs a lot. Most likely has a friend called Bradley who is a dancing machine when drunk.
Very handsome guy with BBC, he attracts both male and female.
Throwing up 2’s means you are extremely horny
I knew that boy was horny from the way he was Throwing up 2’s.
Short for SMS, or text message.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.
an great tiktoker.
there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.
for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot
'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'
What Captain Hazelwood sent over his wireless transmitter when he drunkenly ran his oil tanker aground in Prince William Sound.
Even after da initial Esso-S call from da Valdez, X-on was still plagued with distressed "call for help" protests from mail-room employees who were receiving countless clothing-besmirching gas-station cards dat had been soaked in used motor-oil.