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Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
A term for going to the gym.
Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?
Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.
An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.
Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword
When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap
1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera
girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip
The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”